Bush Confesses: God Made Him Do It

I knew , when I read the article about Bush getting his orders from God, that the next thing I should do was check The Mandarin's blog to see if he had heard the good news! Wow, what a relief, I thought everything Bush was doing was due to his being a dangerous moron. Now I find out that it is really the result of God working in mysterious ways. And they couldn't be more mysterious! How could I have been so wrong? My head hurts.